You don’t want no pie in the sky when you die, You want something here on the ground while you’re still around. 692
I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. 764
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it’s their fault. 891
When you hear a snake yarn, multiply the breadth by the length and divide by ten. Same calculation applies to Murray cods. 693
It proves what they always say; give the public what they want to see and they’ll come out for it. 2.2K
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. 598
We are going to have to do something about all this voilence …. or people are going to keep on buying tickets. 1K
A celebrity is a person who works hard all is life to become known – then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. 722
I don’t know if Lewis started that brawl or not – but he certainly threw a little kerosene on it. 2.52K
