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Laughter

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours.

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours.

771

The only reason I am glad that I am a woman is that I will not have to marry one.

The only reason I am glad that I am a woman is that I will not have to marry one.

642

I’ve got a face made for radio.

I’ve got a face made for radio.

634

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

614

We hope that when the insects take over the world they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

We hope that when the insects take over the world they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

2.46K

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my Mum and Dad.

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my Mum and Dad.

727

Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream.

Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream.

701

He objected to ideas only when others had them.

He objected to ideas only when others had them.

671

The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too.

The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too.

2.47K

Try not to take life too seriously – you are not going to get out of it alive anyway.

Try not to take life too seriously – you are not going to get out of it alive anyway.

711

I could understand you – but I don’t know if anyone else could.

I could understand you – but I don’t know if anyone else could.

620

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.

907

I’m a firm believer in eating before you go to bed. Otherwise you might wake up in such a weakened condition that you can’t get down to breakfast.

I’m a firm believer in eating before you go to bed. Otherwise you might wake up in such a weakened condition that you can’t get down to breakfast.

639

His face shining like Moses, his teeth like the Ten Commandments, all broken.

His face shining like Moses, his teeth like the Ten Commandments, all broken.

664

In Japan they worship bodies like mine.

In Japan they worship bodies like mine.

696

Please accept my resignation. I don’t want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.

Please accept my resignation. I don’t want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.

742

Anybody who goes to see a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Anybody who goes to see a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

774

Getting there isn’t half the fun – it’s all the fun.

Getting there isn’t half the fun – it’s all the fun.

816

For men may come and men may go, but I go on for ever

For men may come and men may go, but I go on for ever

638

Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.

Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.

668

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