A woman can’t be alone. She needs a man. A man and a woman support and strengthen each other. She just can’t do it by herself. 663
The desire to get married, which – I regret to say, I believe is basic and primal in women – is followed almost immediately by an equally basic and primal urge – which is to be single again. 635
When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes; when they do not love us, they give us credit for nothing, not even our virtues. 631
If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time. 2.43K
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle. 1.92K
Whether a party can have much success without a woman present I must ask others to decide, but one thing is certain, no party is any fun unless seasoned with folly. 1.47K
I don’t think I really have any wisdom. Stay out of trouble. Good luck. Stay away from women because they will burn you, haha. 2.22K
Clearly older women and especially older women who have led an active life or elder women who successfully maneuver through their own family life have so much to teach us about sharing, patience, and wisdom. 678
Women always excel men in that sort of wisdom which comes from experience. To be a woman is in itself a terrible experience. 2.18K
Love between man and man is impossible because there must not be sexual intercourse and friendship between man and woman is impossible because there must be sexual intercourse. 593
A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy. 594
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. 676
She is a friend of mind. She gather me, man. The pieces I am, she gather them and give them back to me in all the right order. It’s good, you know, when you got a woman who is a friend of your mind. 906
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces. 693
