Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white. 232
Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. 254
Experience – the wisdom that enables us to recognise in an undesirable old acquaintance the folly that we have already embraced. 266
Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel. 601
