Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago. 2.6K
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It’s too controversial. 2.12K
I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it. 541
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. 598
Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. 2.44K
Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. 1K
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, ‘I used everything you gave me’. 1.25K
