Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart. 245
Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results. 215
The greenest home is the one you don’t build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that’s already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don’t want. 204
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive. 210
