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Home Funny Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

, March 3, 2016

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-Ogden Nash

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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I’m watching the highlights.

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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

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I never liked you, and I always will.

I never liked you, and I always will.

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.

When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when the same things are funny and melancholic at the same time, it’s just wonderful.

When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when the same things are funny and melancholic at the same time, it’s just wonderful.

If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating frozen radio dinners.

If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating frozen radio dinners.

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