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George Carlin

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

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In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

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Electricity is really just organized lightning.

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

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If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

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