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Home Funny There’s nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you’re insightful about it.

There’s nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you’re insightful about it.

, March 3, 2016

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-Dennis Miller

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Every man has his follies – and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.

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