Quotes by Author
Quotes by Topic
Images
Contact Us

Table For Change Website

Inspirational Quotes

Quotes by Author
Quotes by Topic
Images
Contact Us

Home Funny I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

, March 3, 2016

2.47K

-David Lee Roth

Pinterest Google Flipboard

Tags : David Lee Roth

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that’s 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says ‘go outside.’

Previous Article

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.

Related Articles

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

I awake with a not entirely sickened knowledge that I am merely young again and in a funny way at peace, an observer who is aware of time’s chariot, aware that some metamorphosis has occurred.

I awake with a not entirely sickened knowledge that I am merely young again and in a funny way at peace, an observer who is aware of time’s chariot, aware that some metamorphosis has occurred.

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

I don’t know. I think it’s funny! I think it’s funny! I go, what? It’s so absurd. I’m alone.

I don’t know. I think it’s funny! I think it’s funny! I go, what? It’s so absurd. I’m alone.

Get Connected

0

Followers

0

Followers

0

Followers

0

Followers

0

Followers

© Copyright Table For Change| All Rights Reserved | Website Design by Exposure By Design