Quotes by Author
Quotes by Topic
Images
Contact Us

Table For Change Website

Inspirational Quotes

Quotes by Author
Quotes by Topic
Images
Contact Us

Home Funny I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

Funny

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

, March 3, 2016

2.63K

-David Lee Roth

Pinterest Google Flipboard

Tags : David Lee Roth

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that’s 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says ‘go outside.’

Previous Article

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.

Related Articles

I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.

I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

People always ask me, ‘Were you funny as a child?’ Well, no, I was an accountant.

People always ask me, ‘Were you funny as a child?’ Well, no, I was an accountant.

So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.

I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.

Get Connected

0

Followers

0

Followers

0

Followers

0

Followers

0

Followers

© Copyright Table For Change| All Rights Reserved | Website Design by Exposure By Design