Quotes by Author
Quotes by Topic
Images
Contact Us

Table For Change Website

Inspirational Quotes

Quotes by Author
Quotes by Topic
Images
Contact Us

Home Funny I’m thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.

I’m thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.

, March 3, 2016

796

-Paula Poundstone

Pinterest Google Flipboard

Tags : Paula Poundstone

I rant, therefore I am.

Previous Article

If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.

Related Articles

I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Every dogma has its day.

Every dogma has its day.

It’s not an accident that both my sister and I are writers. Our parents created an accidental Petri dish. My family has great storytellers, and I grew up in a very funny, conversational house and didn’t have television. This small family farm was a bubble world that didn’t have much to do with reality.

It’s not an accident that both my sister and I are writers. Our parents created an accidental Petri dish. My family has great storytellers, and I grew up in a very funny, conversational house and didn’t have television. This small family farm was a bubble world that didn’t have much to do with reality.

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

Get Connected

0

Followers

0

Followers

0

Followers

0

Followers

0

Followers

© Copyright Table For Change| All Rights Reserved | Website Design by Exposure By Design