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Home Funny They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

, March 3, 2016

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-Clint Eastwood

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If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

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