Quotes by Author
Quotes by Topic
Images
Contact Us

Table For Change Website

Inspirational Quotes

Quotes by Author
Quotes by Topic
Images
Contact Us

Home Funny I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

, March 3, 2016

2.48K

-George Burns

Pinterest Google Flipboard

Tags : George Burns

He looks as though he’s been weaned on a pickle.

Previous Article

If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Related Articles

I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

Here is my prescription to heal all wounds. Watch the film ‘Funny Girl’ at least five times, eat at least 45 chocolate bars, and hang out with all those friends you blew off to hang out with your ex. I truly believe that, through a combination of Nutella, old pals and Barbra Streisand, we can achieve happiness and, very probably, world peace.

Here is my prescription to heal all wounds. Watch the film ‘Funny Girl’ at least five times, eat at least 45 chocolate bars, and hang out with all those friends you blew off to hang out with your ex. I truly believe that, through a combination of Nutella, old pals and Barbra Streisand, we can achieve happiness and, very probably, world peace.

If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.

If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honored by posterity because he was the last to discover America.

Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honored by posterity because he was the last to discover America.

To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.

To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.

Get Connected

0

Followers

0

Followers

0

Followers

0

Followers

0

Followers

© Copyright Table For Change| All Rights Reserved | Website Design by Exposure By Design