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Home Funny It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.

, March 3, 2016

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-H. L. Mencken

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That’s my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

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