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An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.

, March 3, 2016

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-George Jean Nathan

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Conversation would be vastly improved by the constant use of four simple words: I do not know.

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Here is my prescription to heal all wounds. Watch the film ‘Funny Girl’ at least five times, eat at least 45 chocolate bars, and hang out with all those friends you blew off to hang out with your ex. I truly believe that, through a combination of Nutella, old pals and Barbra Streisand, we can achieve happiness and, very probably, world peace.

Here is my prescription to heal all wounds. Watch the film ‘Funny Girl’ at least five times, eat at least 45 chocolate bars, and hang out with all those friends you blew off to hang out with your ex. I truly believe that, through a combination of Nutella, old pals and Barbra Streisand, we can achieve happiness and, very probably, world peace.

I’d luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.

I’d luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.

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