Quotes by Author
Quotes by Topic
Images
Contact Us

Table For Change Website

Inspirational Quotes

Quotes by Author
Quotes by Topic
Images
Contact Us

Home Funny Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.

Funny

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.

, March 3, 2016

858

-Laurence J. Peter

Pinterest Google Flipboard

Tags : Laurence J. Peter

To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.

Previous Article

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.

Related Articles

Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs.

Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs.

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.

Here is my prescription to heal all wounds. Watch the film ‘Funny Girl’ at least five times, eat at least 45 chocolate bars, and hang out with all those friends you blew off to hang out with your ex. I truly believe that, through a combination of Nutella, old pals and Barbra Streisand, we can achieve happiness and, very probably, world peace.

Here is my prescription to heal all wounds. Watch the film ‘Funny Girl’ at least five times, eat at least 45 chocolate bars, and hang out with all those friends you blew off to hang out with your ex. I truly believe that, through a combination of Nutella, old pals and Barbra Streisand, we can achieve happiness and, very probably, world peace.

That’s my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

That’s my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.

Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.

Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax.

Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax.

Get Connected

0

Followers

0

Followers

0

Followers

0

Followers

0

Followers

© Copyright Table For Change| All Rights Reserved | Website Design by Exposure By Design