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Home Funny I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

, March 3, 2016

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-Rodney Dangerfield

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If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating frozen radio dinners.

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