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Home Funny If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating frozen radio dinners.

If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating frozen radio dinners.

, March 3, 2016

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