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Home Funny A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

, March 3, 2016

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-Jerry Seinfeld

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Conversation would be vastly improved by the constant use of four simple words: I do not know.

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