That’s my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
-Joe Rogan
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I’m for whatever gets you through the night.
-Frank Sinatra
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
-Jane Wagner
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
-George Carlin
Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax.
-Charles Kettering
If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating frozen radio dinners.
-Johnny Carson
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
-Rodney Dangerfield
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
-Clint Eastwood
I own and operate a ferocious ego.
-Bill Moyers
To be or not to be. That’s not really a question.
-Jean-Luc Godard
There’s one thing about baldness, it’s neat.
-Don Herold